I Am the Dunce Commander.

nocrimeinthewasteland:

[with thanks to incorrectgotquotes, and apologies to the original dialogue]

(via words-caramel-salt)

  • moses: let my people go
  • pharaoh: man what is WITH these sjws
theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

(via scaredtogrowup)

finnickanniefannied:

i just want a boy to see me and go “yes” and keep thinking “yes” for a very long time

(via hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire)

dekutree:

monicalewinsky1996:

i like this guy

down with this oppressive establishment

(via hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire)

wnslw:

hydrolize:

Someone left their dogs outside the cafe

pug date

wnslw:

hydrolize:

Someone left their dogs outside the cafe

pug date

(via sextnoise)

mpdrolet:

Bernhard Lang
aimalyn:

shegufta:

fuckyeahragetoons:

the calendar of small talk

The social algorithm

you forgot “This snow is terrible” and “why isn’t it spring yet?”

aimalyn:

shegufta:

fuckyeahragetoons:

the calendar of small talk

The social algorithm

you forgot “This snow is terrible” and “why isn’t it spring yet?”

(via scaredtogrowup)

pascalcampion:

Glass towers.#pascalcampionart.Bob Ross is playing on my wife’s computer, I am painting happy buildings…

pascalcampion:

Glass towers.
#pascalcampionart.
Bob Ross is playing on my wife’s computer, I am painting happy buildings…

officialunitedstates:

introverts:  sit quietly in corner reading good book and drinking tea

extroverts:  throw water balloons at old man, sing too loudly, eat all the jello

(via bubblegumcow)

thingsorganizedneatly:

SUBMISSION: Official Patrick Willis uniform going out to set from Sports Studio 

thingsorganizedneatly:

SUBMISSION: Official Patrick Willis uniform going out to set from Sports Studio 

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like such fucking shit. 

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like such fucking shit. 

(via debluevoid)

(via sleep--walk)